Random conversations and thoughts

Is thinking about the mental consequences of an abused and exploited child performer who grows-up and makes a career of the very thing that was the source of his exploitation and the driving force of his abuser? People should've been more understanding Mike... RIP.

I remember when I saw Michael Jackson when I was 4yrs old at Epcot in Disney World for the Capt. E.O. opening. I got excited, wanted to touch him, his bodyguard Deebo-ed, me, and my mom almost killed him. I still have a pic of him with his fresh "S" curl...Then I got mine. Yes, I had a curl. Then I got over it after I had to consistently sleep on a super wet pillow

Me: My dating pool is getting smaller and smaller as I get older. I want things that too many people don't have. Yep, thus making me celibate. Friend: Well if you "cel" a bit I'll buy a bit. Me: (SMH)=shakin my head

On the phone with Langston: Me:"Langston, you wanna sing a song?" Him:"Yeah! I wanna sing 'low low low low'. Me: "Ma, what song is he singing?" Mom: "Oh its that Flo Rida song he listens to in Nathan's car." Me:"Na uh. Langston we are going to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." Mom: "But its the clean version!" Me: (SMH).

A day in the life of Melissa. Two separate incidences. Guy #1 "Hey you look good. I give massages, I'll even rub yo feet...here's my card" Me: no comment. Guy #2 "Hello you are looking nice today. I'm wondering if I can get your number of something." Me: "Well, I'll take you number." Guy 2 "Well, my phone's off right now, sooo." Me "Umm, guess I'll see you around." Really?

A funny convo: Guy #3 "So why dont you have a man?" Me: "Its too many short light-skinned Negros up here. Its like a pandemic." Guy:" Pandemic? LOL, Why you hatin' on the light-skinned dues?" Me:"I need some chocolate in my life, some Caribbean. I'm chocolate, see?!" Guy: "Umm no." Me: I'm a little intra-racist." Guy: "What?" Me: "The prefix intra means... lol, Nevermind. Humanities joke."

Sooo, Twitter is basically a bunch of status updates. So, once you've updated, have you just twittered, tweeted, twitted, tweetered, or tw-oughted? I'm gonna go with tw-oughted.

New theme song... "To Whom it May Concern" by Choklate...Look her up.... to who ever it may concern....

I'm is reading "They Came Before Columbus" and is salty that I never learned in school that west Africans explored the world before Christopher Columbus. I feel like I should be reporting somebody! And yes, this is going in Langston's library for his mandatory summer reading. So what that he is 3 and its a history book. I'll put pics in there to keep him focused.

what you think isn't THE truth its YOUR truth and everyone doesn't need to hear that.